Tuesday, August 19, 2008

"On A Scale of 1 to 10 that was a 9" ~ Doctore

Ok, so im a little drugged up and i got some things to say. First off, the doctore should not tell me that my teeth are the hardest he has taken out in "quite some time". I dont know you doctore, but thats not cool. Oh god, I just looked in a mirror. What did they do to me? Laughing gass is silly... my song is silly.. the dance is silly. HEY!

I dont know what hat was. I just tried to plug my fone into my my computer so i could listen to my idod... thats so stupud. Dewheezy jsut sent me a message on AIM. what what. Im rereading as im typing.. wow.. im not making sense.. ok.. Concentate.

GO!

And Im back. So as I was saying at the beginnging, The doc told me on a scale of 9 to 10 my teef were a 9. Thats not cool. I could feel him pulling so hard he was on his toes. Thats kinda gay. HA.
Ok, bloging why drugged and numb is silly, like this song, silly. Why do you keep saying that? I dont know. Why I am typing in 3rd person and answering? WOW!
Theres a guy in front of me watching a movie.. oh its Mitchell. Hey, what you watching? Wait, did I say that out loud? Oh crap, my words only come out on this screen.

WIlco is playing in my head. I wonder if they are playing here soon.

Hey YOU get off My Cloud!!!!

Thats a shout out to Schmittikens. She dont know me.. but she do. Here comes the nurse.. shhh be quiet maybe she'll wallk away.....................................
I just talked to the nurse, but i was only saying jib jab. Nothing is right right now.

Someone once asked me if Jack Black married Barry White would they become the Grays. I dont think they would, but their children would be. I think Lauren asked me that. I dont know.

Why do we have to pay for food? That doesnt make sense, I mean not here.. but in general. I couldnt like in bibilcal times. Things were crazy back then.
Darker by The Doves just came on in my head. This is good song. Bo da be De ba be do. Thats how it sounds, but more musical.

I think Mitchell is watching either 10,000 bc or Zorro... both are weird choices, but this is the guy who lost is ss card. Oh did i mention he goes to aTm? if i did, i just did... think about it.

Ok, im gonna watch the office in my head. in my heEEaaad. ZOMBIES ZOMBIES>>

Wisdom Teeth Be Gone: An Overnight Adventure to Be Paid for Having Dental Work Done

Ok, those of you who read my status on Facebook, you kinda know whats going on right now. Basiclly, I'm having my wisdom teeth removed today, 2 of them. But because I am cheap and its always better to make money than spend it, I signed up for a clinical study with PPD. Whats going to happen is I get my teeth taken out and they give me a pill once the pain comes back. Heres the trick tho, I can either get real pain medication (aleive) or a placebo (nothing). If I decide the pain is too much I can get the rescue medication (vicodin, and hyrdocodin). I wonder if the pain is going to be too much? I havent gone into sugury yet, but I decided to start the blog anyway and give everyone an up to date of whats going one... So heres whats been going down:

I woke up this morning and got ready for the wonderful day. According to the rules I cannot eat anything after 10am.. there for I waited until 937 and ate as many breakfast tacos as possible in 23 mins (I only ate 2.. they were so filling). I actually finished my last bite at 1003, but I remembered I keep all my clocks 10 mins fast so its ok. And I wont tell them.

I was then picked and given a ride to the dental office / slash / camp I would be staying at for the next 24 hours or so by the lovely DeAnn Dowell. For those of you who do not know DeAnn, you are missing out. As a matter of fact, I decreed that everyone should meet deAnn. Shes in my friends list. Find her. Befriend her. You wil thank me later. Anyway, Dewheezy hooked a brother up with a ride and that brought me to here I am. I have been here since about 1100.

There was this guy in the waiting room who kept smiling for no reason. It was weird. I mean, it one thing if he was like smileing at me or someone but he was just smiling.. at nothing.. and he was wearing a blue and white stripped polo shirt with camo shorts. I dont know what his deal was and I didnt find out. They called my name and it was show time.
The nurse who took my vitals and information was cool. She had 2 blue stars tatooed behind her right ear... wait shes walking towards me now....
Ok, she just walked passed me. What was I talking about? Oh yeah, so I had to take a piss test (im sure theres a techincal name for this test, but I dont want to embarrass myself by misspelling anymore words). So im taking the test (for some reason it was multiple choice) and when I finished I read the instructions and let the guy nurse know I didnt follow the instructions 100% but the results should be the same to which he replied " I know this isnt your first time taking a piss test". I didnt really appreciate him saying that. I plan on writting a fiery letter to someone about this later. Im now sure who, but I will figure it out. Well I guess I passed becuase the let me stay.

There are 8 ppl in my group including me. We each get a our very own hospital bed with curtains around it so thats cool. I dont know anyones name yet so Im gonna try to describe them to you from memory (im not looking at them now). Right now there are 3 guys and 4 girls, i think another girl is going to show up later. For the guys we have ME, Charlie (sensitive frat boy guy), and Mitchell (I heard him say the following things 1. i got to aTm, 2. I lost my social security card yesterday after I got it, 3. My mom was helping me look for it everywhere... im not hold out much hope for him.) As for the ladies,we have Texty MaGee (we'll call her Sarah), Artsy Jane Austin Book reader ( we'll call her Jane), Quiet and Plain Girl (Lets call her Maoko as a contradiction to her nature), Glasses girl (um.. i cant think of a nickname for her so im gonna call her Albetha after my grandma who wears glasses) and looks like our final contestant as just arrived, lets call her Juno because she is late... get it? My goal is to know everyones real name by the time I leave and the nurses. One looks like she could either be on the womens volleyball team or a nun. So Im very interested to learn her story.

Ok, heres a few warning of whats to come from this these blogs:1. At some point, I will blog under the influence of laughing gass, so that one will probably make no sense at all2. At some point I will probably blog while in a lot of pain... so dont read if you cant endure harsh language3. I am absolutly positive I will continue to misspell and mis represent actual events and people. But thats my nature.

Ok, Thats all I got for now, I gotta make a playlist for when i got into surgery. Im thinking of a Morris Day and The Time and Shaggy mix with a little Janis Joplin sprinkeled in for excitement.

Until next time.... Stay Black.